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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour coffee-fetching skills are being replaced by a prompt-driven thermal carafe.
Professional paper-mover and silent lobby wallflower.
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Efficiency for the halls of power.
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filters incoming constituent mail for sentiment
You process constituent mail and scan documents. You answer phones and track legislative floor schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to an angry voter about why a bill is stalled.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM scans and categorizes constituent messages without human help.
Week 9
Voice-AI identifies the caller and drafts the correct response.
Month 3
Digital signatures replace the need for physical document runners.
Month 4
Smart microphones transcribe and summarize hearings in real time.
Month 6 · D-Day
The intern desk is repurposed as a storage cabinet for servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99.9%
Constituent calls ignored
0%
Coffee delivery error rate
Zero
Tours given daily
Your severance
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