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Will AI replace Congressional Reporter jobs? · Latest report #pifsq8a6
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour stenography is just expensive audio compression for a dying medium.
Professional listener, keeper of the official record.
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Perfect transcripts from every room, every second.
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filters background noise into perfect transcripts
You transcribe floor debates and committee hearings into verbatim records. You haunt hallways waiting for soundbites.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the subtle social tension in a room better than any sensor.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-fidelity sensor arrays replace your reliance on analog audio recording.
Month 4
Language models generate near-perfect transcripts from live floor feeds.
Month 8
Biometric vision models identify every member instantly with zero error.
Month 13
Smart software flags discrepancies and fixes grammar at light speed.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final reporter is replaced by a silent cloud-based archive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99.9 percent
Verbatim accuracy
Zero seconds
Latency
Excessive
Human sleep requirement
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