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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsProfessional echo chamber inhabitant currently preparing your own professional replacement.
Professional gatekeeper of the least important office in DC.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the swamp, one draft at a time.
no no noyouAI▸ LEGIBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters incoming constituent rage with total indifference
You draft legislation, manage constituent emails, and organize endless committee briefing books. Your career is effectively expensive paper shuffling.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of pretending to care about a voter's angry phone call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart filters replace your manual reply templates for all constituent mail.
Month 5
Tablets automatically pull live hearing updates instead of printed binders.
Month 10
Legislation templates are auto-generated based on pre-defined political talking points.
Month 16
Algorithms map complex parliamentary rules faster than any human aide.
Year 2 · D-Day
The office operates with pure logic, removing your need for existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
99.9%
Emails ignored
Excessive
Coffee consumed
Almost never
Legislation read
Your severance
One free commemorative ink pen from the gift shop.
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