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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCampaign promises are just prompts that generate disappointment at scale.
Professional loud-talker and ribbon-cutting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Legislating without the awkward town halls.
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filibusters endlessly without needing a bathroom break
Legislators draft bills, attend committee hearings, and participate in performative floor debates to pass or block new laws.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique, messy human ability to lie convincingly to someone’s face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
AI chatbots handle constituent inquiries and log complaints automatically.
Month 8
Large language models write legally sound legislation based on polling.
Month 19
Neural networks cast votes instantly based on pre-set platform alignment.
Year 2.6
Realistic avatars attend rallies without needing to travel physically.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The entire legislative body is replaced by a single efficient algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
84 percent
Average session downtime
5000 units
Handshakes simulated per hour
99 percent
Gavel strike accuracy
Your severance
A commemorative gold coin and a thank you email.
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