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January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsYour invented grammar is just training data for our better linguist.
Linguistic architect obsessed with phonemes and impossible syntax rules.
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stretchy.youAI▸ GLOSSALOGIC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates recursive grammar for dying languages
You build complex linguistic systems from scratch. You teach nuances of syntax, phonology, and constructed vocabulary to humans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still create an emotional connection through the untranslatable beauty of a made-up word.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software scrapes your dictionaries to build a baseline database.
Month 3
Large models begin generating grammatically consistent sentences instantly.
Month 7
Adaptive bots replace your role as the primary language instructor.
Month 12
AI predicts vocabulary needs better than your manual spreadsheets ever could.
Month 15 · D-Day
The machine fully optimizes your language and terminates your teaching account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
3.2
Average unique phonemes per hour
99 percent
Irritation with English spelling
4,200
Sentences translated into elvish
Your severance
One unabridged dictionary and a formal goodbye letter.
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