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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell pixels that track users until they regret buying the screen.
Professional pitch-deck creator and inventory air-traffic controller.
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Automated bidding, zero human bias, pure conversion.
bzzt.youAI▸ ADSTREAMER V8.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises inventory placement in real-time
You pitch ad inventory on smart TVs and manage high-stakes programmatic deals for global consumer electronics brands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors learn which ad formats trigger the highest user engagement rates.
Month 3
Algorithmic bidding replaces manual negotiation for mid-tier ad placements.
Month 7
Software generates and sends all performance reports without human input.
Month 12
Generative models draft custom sales pitches tailored to specific client needs.
Month 14 · D-Day
Autonomous agents execute all ad buys while you watch your screen go black.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
88 percent
Average ad load tolerance
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One free smart TV with non-skippable ads forever.
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