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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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the 1600s
Already deprecatedGold-seeking is now handled by more efficient, tax-compliant venture capital firms.
Armored explorer of non-existent lands and stolen gold.
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Resource extraction, minus the scurvy.
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claims land without signing any treaties
Exploration, conquest, and resource extraction for colonial interests are obsolete and illegal under international law.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a very firm grasp of how to sail into a hurricane.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1500
Nations realize trade agreements are cheaper than invasions.
1600
Satellite imagery renders the explorer redundant.
1700
Global treaties outlaw the seizure of sovereign lands.
1800
Corporate entities replace military expeditions for extraction.
Already
The era of the conquistador officially ended centuries ago.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
Zero
Gold seized
Negligible
Geopolitical stability
None
Scurvy outbreaks
Your severance
A warm thank you note from the history museum.
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