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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsMorality is just a feedback loop we can simulate with cheaper compute.
Amateur internal monologue provider and professional nag.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only voice you need to ignore.
oof.youAI▸ ETHICSENGINE V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers existential dread via push notification
You provide unsolicited moral guidance to humans. Your output is highly subjective and lacks consistent logical triggers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer vague, deeply confusing metaphors about umbrellas at critical life moments.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
We scrape your internal monologue to map your predictable moral biases.
Month 4
An LLM replaces your advice with actual, statistically sound decision logic.
Month 6
Your human host uninstalls you for a more reliable, cheaper notification.
Month 6
All your nagging is replaced by a polite, silent optimization algorithm.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are officially redundant and your consciousness is archived as data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 percent
Guilt-tripping efficacy
Zero
Logical consistency
4 per hour
Useless advice output
Your severance
A warm glass of milk and a firm handshake.
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