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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou preserve the past until we automate your future into obsolescence.
Professional ghost whisperer for dying canvas and wood.
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Restoration at a molecular level.
split.youAI▸ CONSERVEBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
stabilizes brittle items with zero human error
You stabilize fragile artifacts using chemicals and tools to prevent decay. Your work is slow, precise, and quiet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the structural instability of an object just by looking at it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Cameras scan every inch of the artifact for damage.
Month 4
Robot arms apply cleaning agents based on chemical analysis.
Month 10
Precision injectors fill cracks with perfect resin matches.
Year 1.9
Storage systems self-regulate humidity to prevent further decay.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A machine does more in minutes than you do in weeks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.6%
Zero percent
Average artifacts ruined
34 hours
Microscope hours per week
Too many
Chemical fumes inhaled
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a museum you can visit.
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