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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour strategic counsel is being outpaced by a cold, calculating algorithm.
Professional fixer, quiet strategist, expert in unspoken threats.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only advisor who never keeps secrets.
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You provide advice on complex disputes and manage sensitive operations for a powerful criminal organization.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor in a hand during a high-stakes negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and logs ingest all historical internal communication patterns.
Month 6
AI predicts internal power shifts better than your gut feeling.
Month 15
Risk-assessment agents replace your role in lower-level dispute resolution.
Year 2.1
An automated system verifies all loyalties through transaction pattern checks.
Year 3 · D-Day
Don-Bot 9000 provides all future counsel without asking for favors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
2 milliseconds
dispute resolution time
0 percent
loyalty drift
zero
betrayals recorded
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our silent alarm system.
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