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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsYour pivot tables are just tombstones for numbers that already moved.
Master of VLOOKUP and chronic deadline anxiety.
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autocorrects the ledger in real time
You aggregate global financial data into monthly reports. You fix manual spreadsheet errors before the audit team arrives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face during the presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated connectors pull raw data directly from local subsidiary ledgers.
Month 3
Vision models map disparate accounting codes into a single format.
Month 6
Smart agents detect and flag reconciliation errors before they manifest.
Month 9
Generative reports create your board slides while you sleep.
Month 11 · D-Day
The system goes live and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14
Spreadsheet errors per month
72%
Time spent in meetings
High
Reconciliation delay cost
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel 97.
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