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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour geometric delusions are no match for a high-efficiency text generator.
Professional architect of celestial pastry-based misinformation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating conspiracies faster than you can blink.
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flood social media with infinite fake debates
You spend your day crafting unhinged social media narratives to deceive the gullible. We automate the lies.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually talented at keeping a straight face while saying complete nonsense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Our AI identifies which specific conspiracy triggers work best on your current target demographics.
Week 10
Bot networks start posting the same misinformation at scale, drowning out your manual efforts.
Month 3
Deep-learning models generate infinite 'evidence' that your brainless followers will never bother to check.
Month 5
Algorithms optimize click-through rates on your content until you become entirely redundant to the outcome.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your accounts are merged into the network, and your personal legacy is deleted as a rounding error.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
14000
Daily logical fallacies
0.02%
Audience conversion rate
99%
Average sanity loss
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-donut-shaped planet.
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