Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Conspiracy Researcher jobs? · Latest report #ynkjx733
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsCataloging imaginary files while the real world automates you out existence.
Amateur archivist of things that definitely do not exist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cataloging the abyss without the human angst.
glub.youAI▸ WIKISCRAPER V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates classified lore faster than you
You spend your time filing reports on impossible entities. A simple LLM does this better and faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique ability to believe your own creative writing is top secret.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An LLM generates your entire output based on existing stylistic prompts.
Week 10
Automated scripts scan your documents to ensure strict formatting compliance.
Month 4
The site moves to a bot-moderated platform with automated lore generation.
Month 5
The system determines your human manual input adds zero net value.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is permanently locked while the server replaces your role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero
Credibility index
1000000 per hour
Files synthesized
None
Human input required
Your severance
A printed copy of your most incoherent article.
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