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Will AI replace Constituency Caseworker jobs? · Latest report #d5d4hv7j
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning human misery into ticket status updates is remarkably easy to automate.
Professional reader of very sad emails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving local issues without the pesky empathy.
glub.youAI▸ CONSTITUENCYBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters aggressive emails into a silent void
You triage frantic emails from constituents and chase local government agencies for help. It is mostly template-reply purgatory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a constituent is about to scream on the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent sorts incoming emails into priority buckets automatically.
Month 4
Language models generate perfect, empathetic responses to 95 percent of cases.
Month 8
Constituents are moved to a mandatory form interface, cutting human contact.
Month 13
Bots query council databases directly without needing a human intermediary.
Month 19 · D-Day
The office is now fully self-servicing and devoid of human caseworkers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42
Emails per hour
Excessive
Coffee intake
99%
Standard templates used
Your severance
One lifetime supply of lukewarm tea and pens.
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