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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your political grievances into automated email folders for eternity.
Master of template emails and the local council database.
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filters outrage into a silent archive
You draft template responses to constituent complaints and track casework using clunky databases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a constituent is actually crying on the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sorting incoming emails into priority buckets for you.
Month 4
Software automatically drafts responses based on standard policy positions.
Month 8
Bots update the central tracking system without human entry.
Month 12
Speech-to-text agents log your calls and flag action items.
Month 14 · D-Day
The AI handles all communication and the office goes quiet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99 percent
Email boilerplate reuse rate
4:1
Coffee-to-casework ratio
300 hours/year
Time spent logging phone calls
Your severance
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