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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou specialize in pretending to care while hiding from angry voters.
Professional buffer between reality and elected delusions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only politician who actually listens.
help!youAI▸ VOTERBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming rage into positive poll numbers
You manage angry phone calls, draft canned apology letters, and track voter sentiment for elected officials.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a constituent is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin drafting all standard responses to emails.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual social media monitoring dashboards.
Month 8
Automated logs now handle all complaint routing directly.
Month 12
AI assistants take over coordination of all donor calendars.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02ms
Average empathy delay
8 million
Canned responses generated
4 percent
Human sanity remaining
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic 'I hear you' emails.
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