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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your heartfelt suburban complaints into low-priority CRM database entries.
Professional buffer between angry voters and local policy reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for every local grievance.
oof.you▸ CIVICRESPONDER V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters complaints by political donor status
Respond to emails and calls regarding local road issues, zoning complaints, and municipal service delays. Maintain constituent contact records.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific art of nodding sympathetically during a public zoning meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI starts suggesting response templates to accelerate ticket throughput.
Month 5
Voice-to-text algorithms automatically log and categorize all incoming phone calls.
Month 11
Algorithms automatically route service requests to the correct department head.
Month 15
Language models draft perfect official responses that mimic your tone perfectly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and sends you to your new life.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.4 seconds
Average empathy response time
99.2%
Complaint resolution efficiency
12.8%
Human error rate
Your severance
One free commemorative ribbon-cutting ceremony scissor set.
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