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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsA document from 1787 is not an algorithm, but it soon will be.
Professional reader of very old, very confusing paper.
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The bench is now an API.
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finds a loophole in centuries of precedent
You interpret centuries of legal precedent to argue cases. We just index the history and auto-generate the closing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the judge is clearly losing their patience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All historical records are moved from dusty boxes to cold storage.
Month 6
Our software begins drafting motions faster than your junior associate.
Month 15
Search algorithms scan every document to find the smoking gun.
Year 2.2
Client consultations are handled by a chatbot that never sleeps.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Courts accept filings directly from our server, making you redundant.
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