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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour flashlight is no match for our 360-degree infrared thermal scanner.
Professional site walker, flashlight enthusiast, and coffee consumer.
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Watch the site while you sleep.
toast.youAI▸ SENTINEL-GRID V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers silent alarms on thermal motion
You walk the site perimeter to discourage theft and record entries. Soon, sensors will watch the fence instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a teenager to leave the site with a firm, human shout.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
High-definition vision models begin monitoring the fence perimeter for motion.
Month 6
License plate scanners replace your manual vehicle log entries.
Month 13
Motion-activated spotlights track intruders better than your handheld beam.
Month 19
Autonomous aerial units cycle through the site to verify security.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The site manages itself with zero human presence required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
12 annually
Flashlight battery failures
8 miles
Site perimeter miles walked
Your severance
A high-vis vest with an AI-enabled souvenir patch.
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