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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling government complexity to yourself using more expensive slides and lunch.
Professional bridge-builder between vague requirements and infinite invoice cycles.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning bureaucratic paralysis into efficient data outputs.
split.youAI▸ GOVSTREAM CONSULT-O-MATIC 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates infinite plausible policy roadmaps overnight
You manage client relationships and pitch transformation projects to public sector departments using endless slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the permanent secretary is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors crawl internal databases to map process inefficiencies without meeting.
Month 5
AI models generate status reports directly from project metadata.
Month 10
Smart contracts handle procurement bidding and compliance filings autonomously.
Month 16
Holographic avatars manage stakeholder relationships with perfect calibration.
Year 2 · D-Day
Human partner role removed as systems talk to systems directly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
7.4 hours
Billable hours wasted daily
82 pages
Average slide deck length
4 percent
Percentage of lunch meeting value
Your severance
One complimentary set of noise-canceling headphones.
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