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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou sell clarity to restaurants while your own future stays completely opaque.
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You parse CRM data and advise restaurant chains on how to squeeze more profit from diners.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of reading the room during a tense client merger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripting replaces your manual efforts to scrub client CRM databases.
Month 5
Generative models produce your quarterly business review decks instantly.
Month 12
Algorithms predict restaurant revenue shifts faster than your junior consultants.
Month 20
Systems automatically track billable hours and chase down late payments.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your clients switch to a subscription-based AI advisory dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
400 weekly
Average pivot slides
Excessive
Coffee intake
Debatable
Actual value generated
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm firm handshake.
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