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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling change management to companies that desperately need to change you first.
Expert in fixing companies that you also broke.
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The slide deck that never sleeps.
blub.you▸ STRATEGYMATRIX V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire reorg by lunch
You draft slide decks on organizational strategy and advise leaders on how to restructure their teams for efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your entire historical slide deck library.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your interviews with real-time employee monitoring.
Month 8
The machine produces perfectly logical reorg plans without hesitation.
Month 13
Clients prefer interacting with a polite, always-available AI interface.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your practice is fully automated into a single executable script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
14 million
Slide decks generated
Zero
Hours spent in reorg meetings
None
Bullshit buzzwords per hour
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a digital nomad retreat.
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