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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou hunt for grants so algorithms don't have to.
Professional word-smith and grant-justification architect
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Mining subsidies at machine speed.
help!youAI▸ GRANTGENIUS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates winning grant applications instantly
You identify research projects and write narratives to convince bureaucrats to hand over corporate grant money.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots find every open grant before you wake up.
Month 5
Language models write more persuasive proposals than your entire team.
Month 10
Automated accounting tools map expenses to grant requirements perfectly.
Month 15
Video avatars hold progress meetings with clients on autopilot.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system files its own applications.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
34 percent
Grant success rate
28 weekly
Hours spent justifying
42
Buzzwords per page
Your severance
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