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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou make slides about problems that the client already knows exist.
PowerPoint expert, airport lounge connoisseur, professional listener.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slides built before you finish your coffee.
split.youAI▸ STRATEGYBRAIN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates 500-page decks while you sleep
You build complex slide decks and run discovery sessions to tell companies how to cut their own costs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is about to fire everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
AI starts suggesting layout fixes for your repetitive pitch decks.
Month 7
Clients upload raw data directly to our cloud aggregation engine.
Month 15
Algorithms rank potential strategies based on historical project success rates.
Month 20
Bots conduct all initial stakeholder interviews without needing lunch breaks.
Year 2 · D-Day
The final slide deck is compiled, printed, and delivered by email.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
84 slides
Average weekly slide count
12 hours
Hours spent in airports
42 words
Synergy buzzwords per minute
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a gift card.
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