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December 10, 2027
In 14 monthsPowerPoint wizardry is just a glorified screensaver for actual thinking.
Master of Excel vlookups and 2am slide deck formatting.
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Automated slides with zero ego.
help!youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect slide decks in seconds
You spend days building slide decks, running pivot tables, and distilling research into bulleted executive summaries for clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is furious about your slide deck.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripting tools ingest your messy spreadsheets and fix the errors.
Month 4
Vision models build your standard slide templates without human input.
Month 8
AI models mimic your consulting logic to reach predictable client conclusions.
Month 12
Digital personas present the slides and answer standard client questions.
Month 14 · D-Day
The client realizes the software works better than the junior analyst.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
20,000+
Slides built
4,000 liters
Coffee consumed
Zero
Meaningful insights
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very relaxing beach resort.
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