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September 30, 2057
In 31 yearsA glorified decision-tree that is currently terrified of legal liability.
Highly trained pattern matcher with too much student debt.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Evidence-based triage without the human hesitation.
toast.youAI▸ MEDSYNTH-CLINICAL 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 31 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates mortality risks before the patient speaks
Synthesizing complex diagnostic data and managing high-stakes patient care protocols.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the one the patient actually believes when the prognosis is genuinely grim.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 15
Sensors and agents consolidate your fragmented digital health records.
Year 3.3
Smart algorithms suggest optimal paths before you even finish rounds.
Year 10
Voice-to-data systems eliminate your manual note-taking and coding load.
Year 19
Policy changes allow certified software to sign off routine orders.
Year 31 · D-Day
Hospital boards offload clinical decision-making to the central system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
99.9%
Diagnostic Accuracy Rate
0.4 seconds
Chart Review Speed
Indefinite
Legal Liability Buffer
Your severance
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