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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell air and call it brand strategy, I sell efficiency.
Professional architect of vague corporate sentiment and slide decks.
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gaslights the entire c-suite in seconds
You spend days in boardrooms managing client ego and crafting reputation slide decks. Your job is now automated.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with unwavering, expensive confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your manual data gathering and quarterly report writing.
Month 5
Algorithms generate the strategy documents your juniors usually write.
Month 13
A high-def screen handles the client meetings and ego management.
Year 1.9
The software lowers pricing to destroy your firm's competition.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your firm's reputation is managed solely by our cloud infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
100%
Billable hours saved
99% fluff
Slide deck density
4 per meeting
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-billable sunset.
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