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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsTranslating simple technical misery into expensive store-credit invoices for eternity.
Expert at explaining why the warranty does not apply.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fewer questions, more automated diagnostic restarts.
split.youAI▸ GEEK-AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights customers with perfect statistical confidence
You triage broken electronics, explain why things are expensive to fix, and manage customer expectations at the desk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a customer with genuine empathy to hide bad news.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and screens take over the initial problem description phase.
Week 9
Software automatically identifies common errors without manual human input.
Month 5
AI-driven algorithms force-feed upsell options directly to the customer.
Month 8
Automated systems track repair units without needing desk staff.
Month 10 · D-Day
Human agency is removed; machines handle the entire store experience.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2 seconds
Average diagnostic time
0 percent
Customer patience retained
Infinite
Upsell efficiency
Your severance
One refurbished mouse and a firm store-credit handshake.
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