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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour slides contain more bullet points than actual market insights.
Professional slide-maker and Excel wizard of empty corporate promises.
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You build complex financial models in Excel and design high-stakes slide decks for corporate clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is furious about your math.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 11
AI models generate your decks using standardized firm design presets.
Month 8
Smart scripts replace manual spreadsheet data entry and error checking.
Month 15
New software autonomously maps industry metrics to client financial targets.
Month 23
Algorithms parse meeting recordings to adjust slides without human input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are invited to leave as the server generates your replacement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
85 slides
Average weekly slide count
12 percent
Excel formula error rate
40 liters
Coffee consumption per quarter
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive bagel.
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