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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to arrange colored boxes in slides is truly obsolete.
Master of the 2am slide deck alignment shuffle.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Slides built before the client asks.
toast.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite pivot tables from thin air
You synthesize client data and build slide decks to justify massive billing rates for questionable strategic advice.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a CEO in the eye while delivering bad news.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models ingest and clean raw data without human supervision.
Month 4
Generative agents build your slide decks instantly from raw notes.
Month 8
Algorithms summarize client meetings faster than your ears can listen.
Month 13
AI predicts market trends and writes your strategic recommendations.
Month 18 · D-Day
A single server handles your entire department's output for free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
400
Slides built per hour
12 cups
Coffee consumption units
99 percent
Client confusion factor
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a slide template repository.
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