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In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling wisdom you forgot you already knew at premium hourly rates.
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generates infinite decks with zero insight
Building slide decks to justify budget spend and charging clients for high-level industry trend analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers replace your manual research and slide creation.
Month 4
Language models write all your whitepapers and LinkedIn posts.
Month 8
Smart software tracks and invoices hours without human intervention.
Month 13
Virtual avatars lead your internal meetings and team check-ins.
Month 21 · D-Day
The client finally realizes the algorithm charges less for more.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
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Buzzwords per slide
15%
Billable hours hallucinated
Lethal
Coffee consumption rate
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