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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading your credibility for a deck template that an algorithm prints.
Professional dream seller and pitch deck PowerPoint virtuoso.
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Closing funding rounds without the coffee meetings.
toast.youAI▸ PITCHPERFECT AI 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates funding decks that look perfectly compliant
You polish pitch decks and manufacture fake enthusiasm to trick investors into backing unproven startup ideas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a VC with a straight face in a dimly lit room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI builds the pitch deck based on simple data input.
Month 5
Algorithms identify which VCs are likely to ignore the pitch.
Month 11
AI mimics your tone during virtual investment roadshows.
Month 18
Machines handle the back and forth of legal boilerplate terms.
Year 2 · D-Day
The AI handles the entire funding process without a human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
too high
Coffee costs per round
infinite
Pitch deck slide count
statistically irrelevant
Actual startup success rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm airport lounge coffee.
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