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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell expensive advice that a spreadsheet generates for free.
Professional relationship farmer with a high-margin soul.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the expensive steak dinner.
glub.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates billion-dollar contracts while you sleep
You draft complex project proposals and manage executive client relationships to secure and renew high-value service contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapes client data to build your next sales pitch.
Month 5
Smart models generate your decks faster than you can blink.
Month 13
Bots handle all client correspondence and meeting scheduling logistics.
Month 21
Software models replace human charm with optimized price points.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes control of all client relationship management cycles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
42 weekly
Billable hours wasted
Extravagant
Coffee budget
91%
Proposal churn rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a cold handshake.
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