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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling wisdom you bought from a slide deck is just data entry.
Professional architect of vague corporate promises.
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Automated vision for the bottom line.
split.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch deck in three seconds
You pitch high-level strategy to nervous executives and manage a roster of billable hours and expensive project delivery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce your standard slide decks in seconds.
Month 5
Software automatically monitors all employee billable time to maximize revenue.
Month 10
Bots handle all cold outreach and lead follow-ups via email.
Month 15
AI-led digital meetings present the findings directly to client stakeholders.
Month 21 · D-Day
The client finally prefers talking to the unbiased algorithm instead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
42
Buzzwords used per hour
94%
Billable hours wasted
2000+
Slide decks generated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our strategy generator.
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