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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell PowerPoint slides of things you do not actually build.
PowerPoint virtuoso with a flair for billable hours.
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Slides built by logic, not by ego.
toast.you▸ CONSULTANCY-GEN 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates 500 slides without human input
You translate client confusion into slide decks and manage teams to build expensive data dashboards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is furious about the budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visual logic software replaces your manual slide formatting tasks.
Month 4
Language models write the narrative bullets for all decks.
Month 12
Software tracks project tasks and sends automated status updates.
Month 16
Algorithms scan client needs to generate pitch documents instantly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The client replaces the human team with an API pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
142
Slides exported per week
450 USD
Average client billable hour
0.00%
Value added per slide
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