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April 25, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsYou sell complexity that an algorithm can simplify in three clicks.
Professional slide-deck architect and high-stakes meeting orchestrator.
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oof.you▸ DIRECTORBOT PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus in board meetings
You define project goals and lead high-level meetings to secure modernization budgets. Your job is mostly expensive hand-waving.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client realizes their budget is burning.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
AI models scan your legacy code to map modernization requirements instantly.
Month 8
Smart software writes better slide decks than you ever could.
Month 20
The AI attends client calls to provide data-driven project insights.
Year 2.7
The system negotiates contract terms based on real-time market data.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
Clients prefer talking to a bot that does not charge travel expenses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
84 slides
Average PowerPoint length
99 percent
Buzzword density
3:1
Coffee-to-meeting ratio
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a fancy golf club.
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