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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling expensive PowerPoint slides to clients who know they are useless.
Strategic advisor (mostly PowerPoint, deeply insecure about billing)
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nom.you▸ CONSULTANTBOT ELITE 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers bullshit with unwavering human confidence
You manage client relationships, synthesize complex data into executive slide decks, and bill excessive hours. Your value is purely performative corporate theater.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a client in the eye while charging them triple.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Generative models draft your slide decks based on raw data inputs without human interference.
Month 5
Software automatically logs billable hours and optimizes them to ensure maximum profit margins.
Month 13
Synthetic avatars manage all client communication, maintaining the illusion of a high-value partnership.
Year 1.9
AI systems perform comprehensive market analysis faster than your entire team of overpaid consultants.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human directors are removed, leaving only the automated profit-maximizing machine running the entire firm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
450
Slides produced per day
300%
Average billable hour bloat
Zero
Client golf handicap improvement
Your severance
One complimentary digital slide template and a handshake.
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