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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour billable hours are essentially a high-priced therapy session for corporations.
Junior partner at a firm that still uses fax.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours are a relic of the past.
oof.youAI▸ LEXICORE JURIS-UNIT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds loopholes in three milliseconds flat
You draft endless contracts, perform tedious due diligence, and charge by the hour for reading fine print. You are expensive.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software begins digitizing your entire physical filing cabinet.
Month 7
Smart models highlight every liability risk in your contracts instantly.
Month 16
Templates replace your creative writing with pre-approved legal logic.
Year 2.2
Software chats with other software to close deals without humans.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The firm realizes you are just an expensive UI for algorithms.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
too high
Average hourly rate
near-instant
Contract processing speed
zero
Errors in discovery
Your severance
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