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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling strategy you stole from a deck made by your juniors.
Professional slide deck artist with an expensive suit.
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Generating slides that nobody reads, faster.
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You shuffle between boardrooms to justify massive fees while pretending that your lack of sleep is deep expertise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a CEO in the eye and lie with perfect confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts training on your firm's entire deck archive.
Month 5
Vision models build the decks while you are still sleeping.
Month 13
Clients prefer the AI because it does not charge expenses.
Year 1.9
Support staff are replaced by an automated prompt interface.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access to the cloud drive is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
2400 yearly
Hours spent on planes
12,000
Powerpoint slides created
4 million
Meaningless synergy buzzwords
Your severance
One free airport lounge access pass and a LinkedIn premium.
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