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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell AI to replace others until you become the target.
Professional slide-deck architect and high-frequency buzzword generator.
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Generating billable insights without the expensive lunch.
no no noyou▸ STRATEGYSIM V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes client spend into non-existent revenue
Manage high-stakes client relationships and deliver abstract digital transformation strategy slide decks for financial services firms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is furious about your bill.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software writes your pitch decks based on raw financial data.
Month 6
Algorithms identify which clients are likely to fire your firm.
Month 13
Deepfake avatars deliver your presentations with more charisma than you.
Month 22
Sensors monitor your billable output and penalize non-performing hours.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The client replaces your entire partnership office with a dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
40%
Billable hours lost to golf
120
Slides per client meeting
500+
AI buzzwords uttered daily
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free AI webinar.
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