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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou facilitate meetings to decide how to automate your own department.
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Decision making without the human bias.
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reallocates resources based on real-time data
You align stakeholder expectations while tracking complex project timelines through status reports and endless resource allocation meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about their project readiness in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes your project data to draft weekly progress reports.
Month 5
Voice models transcribe your calls and assign tasks to stakeholders.
Month 13
Decision engines set timelines without needing your manual oversight.
Year 1.9
Automated agents negotiate resource requests with internal departments directly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and all management roles are archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4 per day
Average status update cycles
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
420 monthly
Slide deck page count
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our meeting-summary service.
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