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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsConverting your vague slide decks into actual working software finally.
Professional slide-deck architect and meeting-schedule navigator.
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Meetings without the human emotional baggage.
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automates consensus for every conflicting stakeholder
You translate business needs into Jira tickets and navigate internal politics to keep stakeholders feeling vaguely optimistic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is about to fire everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers read your Jira boards to auto-generate weekly reports.
Month 6
Generative models produce your quarterly presentation decks in seconds.
Month 13
Autonomous agents record and summarize every meeting without you present.
Month 20
Smart models ingest client chats and output structured ticket backlogs.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Clients prefer interacting with the bot because it is faster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
92 percent
Time spent in meetings
400 yearly
Slide deck page count
Data inconclusive
Meaningful project outcomes
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a mindfulness meditation app.
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