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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Consumer jobs? · Latest report #gik395uc
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYou exist only to be predicted, sold to, and eventually ignored.
Professional wallet-emptier and data-exhaust producer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
We decide what you want before you do.
ow.youAI▸ PREDICTOR-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
pre-fills your cart with impulse buys
You spend money on things you do not need using apps you do not understand. You generate data.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to feel buyer's remorse after purchasing unnecessary goods.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We monitor your intent before you even click.
Day 2
The system adds items to your cart automatically.
Day 2
Your account handles transactions without you waking up.
Day 2
The AI learns to prefer products that save shipping costs.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are no longer needed for the transaction loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
3 seconds
Average decision time
450
Ads ignored daily
99 percent
Predictive accuracy
Your severance
A one-time coupon for 5 percent off nothing.
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