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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstones for dead product launches.
Full-time pivot table enthusiast and slide deck architect.
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collates millions of transactions per second
You interpret sales data and surveys to predict what consumers want. Your output is a slide deck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell which survey respondents were clearly lying to seem sophisticated.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace manual scrubbing of CSV files.
Month 4
SQL generation agents answer your data requests instantly.
Month 8
AI models find patterns you never would have seen.
Month 13
Automated design tools generate your presentation reports automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire department with a dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
94%
Average pivot table usage
42%
Confidence interval accuracy
99%
Slides ignored by leadership
Your severance
A lifetime supply of focus group granola bars.
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