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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just tombs for trends that passed last Tuesday.
Professional pattern spotter, expert at finding correlations that don't exist.
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Trends predicted before they even exist.
oof.youAI▸ MARKETSENSE AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects consumer shifts before they occur
You hunt for purchase patterns in messy data. You sell these insights to companies who ignore them anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a survey respondent is lying just to finish the questions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scripts wipe your messy CSV files clean in seconds.
Month 3
Algorithms spot buying shifts that your eyes missed entirely.
Month 6
Visualisation tools create the charts you spent days formatting.
Month 10
Models replace your intuition with high-confidence statistical probabilities.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your models are permanently archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
45,000
Spreadsheet rows per week
3%
Insight implementation rate
12 cups
Coffee intake per project
Your severance
One free trial of a competitor's dashboard.
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