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October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsYour lecture notes are just a data-labeling project in disguise.
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You lecture on decision science and publish papers on buyer patterns. You grade essays and manage research budgets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the lecture hall has mentally checked out of the room.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models score your pile of essays instantly.
Month 3
Adaptive bots handle student questions and course material updates.
Month 7
Algorithms analyze your datasets faster than any PhD candidate.
Month 15
Generated holograms replace your presence in the lecture hall.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your tenure is revoked by a script and your office expires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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2 percent
Average student engagement
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Research papers cited by bots
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