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February 22, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou optimize spreadsheets while algorithms optimize your actual revenue streams.
Power-point enthusiast with a flair for market disruption.
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You manage quarterly growth metrics and report to the board. You balance product roadmaps with consumer acquisition strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with enough charm to delay the inevitable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI links directly to your real-time revenue and churn dashboards.
Month 5
Algorithms begin suggesting strategy changes before you think of them.
Month 12
The AI generates board decks that perform better than your own.
Month 20
Investors start emailing the AI directly for tactical financial updates.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The board concludes the software version is less expensive to maintain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Excessive
Average quarterly ego budget
24/week
Meaningless synergy meetings
3 weeks
Decision latency
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying you were an industry visionary.
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