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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour business model is essentially professional hoarding with a shipping label.
Professional scavenger who fears household hygiene hardware.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated flipping for the discerning hoarder.
help!youAI▸ RESELLBOT V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out soap dispensers instantly
You hunt for broken electronics and attempt repairs. Then you flip them for a margin on online marketplaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a device is actually worth the time to fix.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms automatically scan every local listing for underpriced electronics.
Month 5
Ultrasonic baths and robotic brushes scrub your inventory clean.
Month 13
Cameras identify faults faster than your eyes ever could.
Month 21
Software scrapes your inventory to write perfect SEO listings.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The bot handles the entire sale cycle without touching your cat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Cat-safe repair hours
100%
Soap dispenser avoidance
Very thin
Margin per flip
Your severance
One lifetime supply of bubble wrap and tape.
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