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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou watch people shop so a spreadsheet can do it faster.
Professional stalker of people buying toothpaste and cereal.
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Turning human habits into cold hard data.
no no noyou▸ INSIGHTMINER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
aggregates millions of shopping habits per second
You watch people buy things in shops and write reports about how they feel while doing it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot the subtle flicker of hesitation in a shopper's eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Store cameras record every movement without you needing to stand there.
Month 4
Smart software replaces your sticky notes with actual transaction patterns.
Month 8
InsightMiner generates your reports before you even brew your coffee.
Month 13
An AI agent chats with thousands of shoppers simultaneously online.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the analytics dashboard is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
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