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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou turn spreadsheets into stories for people who only want charts.
Professional slide-deck sculptor and corporate consensus builder.
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Automating the slide deck industrial complex.
split.you▸ INSIGHT-GEN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite variations of the same deck
You interpret survey panels and client data into slide decks. You sell insights that software already generated.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual strategy in a meeting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software scrubs your panel data before you even arrive.
Month 4
Visual AI drafts the insight decks based on your prompts.
Month 8
Clients talk to an interface that provides instant, data-backed answers.
Month 13
The AI handles the strategy meetings without needing a moderator.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-authoring.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12
Slides per client hour
34
Hours spent in meetings
78%
Percentage of findings ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn subscription and a sad desk plant.
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